i'm at work again, but it's the night shift so i can't really get in trouble for posting a blog. all that's left is the rest of tonight, tomorrow, and then i'm back in the dorms on Sunday! finally! ok, so like one of my summer projects that i never got around to was writing an album of songs about school and name it "Songs in the Key of Scarlet." (the colors at RU are Scarlet and Black, for those of you who aren't from RU). I had a few ideas in my head, and I finally got one of them on paper tonight. So here it is, the B side to "Livin' la Vida Rutgers," "The Dorm Etiquette Song (There Are Worse Things I Could Do)"!
there are worse things i could do
than to shave a pit or two
in a dormitory sink
even though you all may think
that it's trashy and uncouth
there are worse things i could do
leave the shower filled with hair
leave my beer cans on the stairs
play the same damn song all day
then ignore you when you say
that it's too damn loud...screw you!
i've got more in store for you
my boyfriend comes over every night
keep you up while we scream and fight
then we'll have make-up sex real loud
and forget the angry crowd
standing right outside my door
i know you hate someone like me
with no concept of courtesy
yeah i steal and yeah i lie
and you know i'll always try
to make the dorms a hell for you
but apologize to you
ha!
that's a thing i'll never do!
So hopefully you all didn't think that sucked too badly...hell, maybe it made you laugh. if you hadn't figured it out, that song goes to the tune of "there are worse things i could do" from the musical/movie "grease." all of the songs on my album are gonna be parodies a la weird al yankovich type thing. and that sentence did not make any sense....is it sunday yet? well, i'm off to find other stuff to do to pass the time...later kids
there are worse things i could do
than to shave a pit or two
in a dormitory sink
even though you all may think
that it's trashy and uncouth
there are worse things i could do
leave the shower filled with hair
leave my beer cans on the stairs
play the same damn song all day
then ignore you when you say
that it's too damn loud...screw you!
i've got more in store for you
my boyfriend comes over every night
keep you up while we scream and fight
then we'll have make-up sex real loud
and forget the angry crowd
standing right outside my door
i know you hate someone like me
with no concept of courtesy
yeah i steal and yeah i lie
and you know i'll always try
to make the dorms a hell for you
but apologize to you
ha!
that's a thing i'll never do!
So hopefully you all didn't think that sucked too badly...hell, maybe it made you laugh. if you hadn't figured it out, that song goes to the tune of "there are worse things i could do" from the musical/movie "grease." all of the songs on my album are gonna be parodies a la weird al yankovich type thing. and that sentence did not make any sense....is it sunday yet? well, i'm off to find other stuff to do to pass the time...later kids
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