2013
Some random thoughts and notes here in the new year: -I'm keeping the title of the blog the same, despite my ever-advancing age. That statement is the closest I plan to get to talking about my actual age in the near future. -I am predicting one of two fates for the ex-boyfriend. He will either find someone with low standards and lower self-esteem who will be willing to keep him around even after discovering what an epic douchebag he is; or he will win the contest between he and his cousins and be the first to actually die in a drunk driving incident. It is inherently wrong to wish the latter option for him, yet I do not wish the former option upon anyone else. Quite a quandary indeed, since these are the only two possible options. -Where has Khan Academy been all my life? Re-learning basic math is finally possible. Correction: learning basic math (and beyond!) is finally possible for me. -I am lifting my American Idol boycott. The talent is pretty decent, but my real reaso