So. Over. It.
That's where I'm at today with work and this job. I'm over it.
Can you believe that they're playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" in the break room right now? It's part of the Cinco de Mayo "fiesta" they're having. Maybe I'll go grab a virgin margarita, take it out back and spike it. That will make getting through today easier.
Why are weekends so short?
We're 1/3 done with the run of Shoestring and I haven't cried yet. I'll probably lose it at the cast party.
Man, I hate it when they do events at work with free food. People always encourage you to eat. I never want to. Cheesy office events drvive me nuts. They feel so forced. We had a Superbowl "party" and a March Madness "shootout."
I quote these simply to highlight the ultimate cheese factor and fakenosity of it all.
It's Friday. I'll make up words if I want to, dammit.
Oh well, the new job search continues. I think I'll take lunch early.
ROTFLMAO!
My boss just came up to me and asked me to call the facilities guy. Apparently the soda machine "caught on fire" and it's smoking now. But not still on fire. But hilarious nonetheless. I had to call by buddy in the facilities dept and I was half giggling because it's funny to me.
Hee hee hee...the soda machine was on fire.
That, in its own sick and twisted way, just totally made my day a little brighter. That's what we've come to, boys and girls. Potentially life threatening situations here at work make me giggle.
Yes, I am sooooooo over it.
Can you believe that they're playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" in the break room right now? It's part of the Cinco de Mayo "fiesta" they're having. Maybe I'll go grab a virgin margarita, take it out back and spike it. That will make getting through today easier.
Why are weekends so short?
We're 1/3 done with the run of Shoestring and I haven't cried yet. I'll probably lose it at the cast party.
Man, I hate it when they do events at work with free food. People always encourage you to eat. I never want to. Cheesy office events drvive me nuts. They feel so forced. We had a Superbowl "party" and a March Madness "shootout."
I quote these simply to highlight the ultimate cheese factor and fakenosity of it all.
It's Friday. I'll make up words if I want to, dammit.
Oh well, the new job search continues. I think I'll take lunch early.
ROTFLMAO!
My boss just came up to me and asked me to call the facilities guy. Apparently the soda machine "caught on fire" and it's smoking now. But not still on fire. But hilarious nonetheless. I had to call by buddy in the facilities dept and I was half giggling because it's funny to me.
Hee hee hee...the soda machine was on fire.
That, in its own sick and twisted way, just totally made my day a little brighter. That's what we've come to, boys and girls. Potentially life threatening situations here at work make me giggle.
Yes, I am sooooooo over it.
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