Bored bored bored bored bored...
...but that's what happens when you're broke because things like a computer and food and gas are more important that going out and doing interesting things.
Like going out and purchasing a BB gun so I can destroy the monster bug that attacks our screened patio every night. Since it's outside and we're on the 2nd floor, I'd have to kill it from the outside. Hence, the BB gun. And night vision goggles.
Actually...I'd just need enough gardening equipment to rip up the sprinklers behind my building.
Huh?
Yeah...I just went onto the patio to try and get a look at the offending creature (so I'd know what size shot to use).
There is no monster bug attacking our patio.
It is a sprinkler that hits a tree and the back of the building over and over and over again.
I don't know whether to be irritated over the fact that this is something that I cannot control or be embarassed to admit that I thought a gigantic killer insect was determined to bust into my screened patio.
Honestly - I'd have a better chance of putting my eye out than nailing Mothra from the ground with a BB gun.
And since the "bug" keeps getting bigger everytime I mention it, that means it is time to go to bed.
G'nite!
And Go RU!!!
Like going out and purchasing a BB gun so I can destroy the monster bug that attacks our screened patio every night. Since it's outside and we're on the 2nd floor, I'd have to kill it from the outside. Hence, the BB gun. And night vision goggles.
Actually...I'd just need enough gardening equipment to rip up the sprinklers behind my building.
Huh?
Yeah...I just went onto the patio to try and get a look at the offending creature (so I'd know what size shot to use).
There is no monster bug attacking our patio.
It is a sprinkler that hits a tree and the back of the building over and over and over again.
I don't know whether to be irritated over the fact that this is something that I cannot control or be embarassed to admit that I thought a gigantic killer insect was determined to bust into my screened patio.
Honestly - I'd have a better chance of putting my eye out than nailing Mothra from the ground with a BB gun.
And since the "bug" keeps getting bigger everytime I mention it, that means it is time to go to bed.
G'nite!
And Go RU!!!
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