so i heard this really bad joke yesterday. ya wanna hear it? ok, here goes. "what's the difference between Afghanistan and Christmas?" "Christmas will be here in December." isn't that horrible? you know what else is horrible? my alarm clock didn't go off this morning. so I woke up at 8:30. 20 minutes after my acting class had started. i think the first twenty words i said this morning were "shit!" yup, that was all i said. and then i was at the mercy of the lovely RU bus system. sat for 10 minutes on college ave while some fat ass bus driver stood in front of the bus eating donuts. just standing there, munching away, acting like people don't have places to be. grrrrrr..... so class went ok, and then i had lunch and now i'm just sitting here talking about my day and talking to some of my boys. i'm always talking to my boys on instant messenger. but they're all boys that i know. i never talk to random guys on the internet....cuz i don't know them. but it's nice to talk to all of my guy friends on the 'net....it's nice to get a new window that pops up and someone's saying "hey sexy, what's up?" it's just a nice feeling. so right now i'm hearing jokes from one of my boys, and i'm talking to the other one about college life. sometimes i'll be talking to 4 boys at once....that's always fun. well, since i'm taking forever to write this and now another person is talking to me i'm going now....ta dearies

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