Allrighty then....
Still have not heard from the rent-a-car place.
This means one of two things.
1. They have decided that I am a loser and could never ever be successful there and I am doomed to live as a starving artist for the rest of my life because a liberal arts degree does not make me worthy of ever having a real job outside of retail and I should have thought of that before I decided to go and act like a freaking hippie for the majority of my college years.
(pause to catch breath)
2. Someone in the office went through a terrible crisis and they simply forgot to call me or check the damn voice mail which is really freaking inconsiderate but I'm sure as soon as they realize what's happened they'll call first thing in the morning with a free pass through the third interview and straight on to training which means that I got the job and I won't have to live as a starving artist until I've paid off all my bills and moved to Brooklyn somewhere with all the other freaking hippies and hipsters.
And that's all I've been thinking about. Except for the damn snow. I'm so freaking sick of snow that I would pack up and move to Las Vegas right now. But I don't have any money. So I can't move to Vegas.
Dammit.
This means one of two things.
1. They have decided that I am a loser and could never ever be successful there and I am doomed to live as a starving artist for the rest of my life because a liberal arts degree does not make me worthy of ever having a real job outside of retail and I should have thought of that before I decided to go and act like a freaking hippie for the majority of my college years.
(pause to catch breath)
2. Someone in the office went through a terrible crisis and they simply forgot to call me or check the damn voice mail which is really freaking inconsiderate but I'm sure as soon as they realize what's happened they'll call first thing in the morning with a free pass through the third interview and straight on to training which means that I got the job and I won't have to live as a starving artist until I've paid off all my bills and moved to Brooklyn somewhere with all the other freaking hippies and hipsters.
And that's all I've been thinking about. Except for the damn snow. I'm so freaking sick of snow that I would pack up and move to Las Vegas right now. But I don't have any money. So I can't move to Vegas.
Dammit.
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