Anthropomorphosizing the weather
I'm supposed to be doing laundry and/or finishing my book, but I had to jot this down.
Up here in Jersey we have had some downright miserable weather. At least, it's miserable to me, as I'm still adjusting to Northeast weather. (I miss the Ft. Lauderdale sun and heat as much as I hated it when I actually lived there. Go figure.)
Towards the end of April, we had this gloriously beautiful weekend. Sunshine and temps in the 90's, and just awesome (except for all of the pollen...my allergies are back with a vengeance). And while I thought it was awesome, a lot of people were a bit overwhelmed by the sudden jump in temperature and constant sunshine from sunup to sundown. After 3 glorious days, the temps fell back down, the clouds rolled back in, and the rain poured. And poured. And fell and showered and sprinkled and spat and drizzled and misted. If the clouds managed to clear up, the wind kept the weather chilly. The sun may have shone, but not for long. This is miserable, and I'm so. over. it.
I commented on the crappy weather again to my parents, and then launched into this description:
"So we had to deal with all of this horrible cold and crap and everyone just wanted it to be over and be summer already, so the weather was like, 'Ok, here's lots of sun and warm and awesomeness!' But then, everyone freaked out and was like, 'Whoa, that's too much! It's too hot! We're not ready for summer yet!' So then the weather got pissed and was all like, 'Oh, it's too hot for you? You don't like all the sun? Fine then, be like that. Here's more clouds and rain and crap. So there!' And now we're paying for being ungrateful to the weather. I mean, I know the weather isn't really like that, but that's what it feels like."
...and I need to stop working at the mall. Being around tons of silly little girls is killing my brain cells, and I need them for school and stuff.
Dammit. >.<
Up here in Jersey we have had some downright miserable weather. At least, it's miserable to me, as I'm still adjusting to Northeast weather. (I miss the Ft. Lauderdale sun and heat as much as I hated it when I actually lived there. Go figure.)
Towards the end of April, we had this gloriously beautiful weekend. Sunshine and temps in the 90's, and just awesome (except for all of the pollen...my allergies are back with a vengeance). And while I thought it was awesome, a lot of people were a bit overwhelmed by the sudden jump in temperature and constant sunshine from sunup to sundown. After 3 glorious days, the temps fell back down, the clouds rolled back in, and the rain poured. And poured. And fell and showered and sprinkled and spat and drizzled and misted. If the clouds managed to clear up, the wind kept the weather chilly. The sun may have shone, but not for long. This is miserable, and I'm so. over. it.
I commented on the crappy weather again to my parents, and then launched into this description:
"So we had to deal with all of this horrible cold and crap and everyone just wanted it to be over and be summer already, so the weather was like, 'Ok, here's lots of sun and warm and awesomeness!' But then, everyone freaked out and was like, 'Whoa, that's too much! It's too hot! We're not ready for summer yet!' So then the weather got pissed and was all like, 'Oh, it's too hot for you? You don't like all the sun? Fine then, be like that. Here's more clouds and rain and crap. So there!' And now we're paying for being ungrateful to the weather. I mean, I know the weather isn't really like that, but that's what it feels like."
...and I need to stop working at the mall. Being around tons of silly little girls is killing my brain cells, and I need them for school and stuff.
Dammit. >.<
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