Beware the spawn of Britney
Oh man.
Are we in for it now.
If you somehow have managed to not hear this, let me be the first to bring you another sign of the apocalypse:
Britney Spears is pregnant.
Now we're going to be bombarded by the media baby watch. This is going to be bigger than Julia Roberts' twins.
On a side note, Julia Roberts should be slapped for naming those poor children Phineas and Hazel.
Anyway, the world is in serious trouble here. I don't think it's a good idea for Britney to procreate. I mean, she had a Pimps 'n Hoes themed wedding or reception or something like that. She walked into a public bathroom in her bare feet!!! Not only is that really trailer trash, but it's just plain disgusting. If she doesn't have the sense to at least put on some damn flip flops, are we sure she has enough sense to raise a kid?!?
I don't claim to know everything about parenting. I'm not a mommy. I'm not a mommy yet for lots of good reasons. Mainly that I used a lot of common sense in college. I digress. I just have this gut feeling that Britney + what's-his-name-aka-Mr. Britney + parenting = very bad things.
Ok, ok. I'll stop trying to be all Republican and forcing my ethical beliefs on you. I'm just pissed off because for the next 7 or 8 months, all we're going to hear about is Britney's baby. And once it's here...whoa Nellie! Just don't watch tv.
Will it be named after an aminal, a mineral, or a vegetable?
Do velour tracksuits come in newborn size?
Hey Xzibit! Pimp My Stroller!
Bit-Bit (the chihuahua) attacks in a jealous rage.
Maybe I'll come up with more of these later.
What do you think the odds are in Vegas that Kevin "Mr. Britney" Federline bounces before the kid is born? That's what he did to his last babymama.
2005 has officially become the Year of the Britney Spawn.
And there was collective cursing throughout the land.
Are we in for it now.
If you somehow have managed to not hear this, let me be the first to bring you another sign of the apocalypse:
Britney Spears is pregnant.
Now we're going to be bombarded by the media baby watch. This is going to be bigger than Julia Roberts' twins.
On a side note, Julia Roberts should be slapped for naming those poor children Phineas and Hazel.
Anyway, the world is in serious trouble here. I don't think it's a good idea for Britney to procreate. I mean, she had a Pimps 'n Hoes themed wedding or reception or something like that. She walked into a public bathroom in her bare feet!!! Not only is that really trailer trash, but it's just plain disgusting. If she doesn't have the sense to at least put on some damn flip flops, are we sure she has enough sense to raise a kid?!?
I don't claim to know everything about parenting. I'm not a mommy. I'm not a mommy yet for lots of good reasons. Mainly that I used a lot of common sense in college. I digress. I just have this gut feeling that Britney + what's-his-name-aka-Mr. Britney + parenting = very bad things.
Ok, ok. I'll stop trying to be all Republican and forcing my ethical beliefs on you. I'm just pissed off because for the next 7 or 8 months, all we're going to hear about is Britney's baby. And once it's here...whoa Nellie! Just don't watch tv.
Will it be named after an aminal, a mineral, or a vegetable?
Do velour tracksuits come in newborn size?
Hey Xzibit! Pimp My Stroller!
Bit-Bit (the chihuahua) attacks in a jealous rage.
Maybe I'll come up with more of these later.
What do you think the odds are in Vegas that Kevin "Mr. Britney" Federline bounces before the kid is born? That's what he did to his last babymama.
2005 has officially become the Year of the Britney Spawn.
And there was collective cursing throughout the land.
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