Kickin' it freestyle!

I went to go take my drug test today for work. I thought I had enough pee in me, but I did not. Craziness. So I got a cup of coffe, chugged it, and waited. While I waited, I discovered the Voice Notes function on my cell phone. Hence, here is my freestyle I recorded on my phone:

"I'm sittin' here just waitin' to pee
and if I was a doggie I could pee on a tree
but no
I have to go
in this little cup
and I think that it's really messed up
that I
can't go
I need to get this job
I'm tired of livin' my life bein' a slob
I don't wanna be a bum no mo'
tired of all my crap on the floor
so I
sit here, chillin' in my car
I really wish I was a superstar
but no
I'm just a regular girl
tryin' to make it in this everyday world
everybody got money
and I ain't got none
and I just wanna have some fun
but no I'm sittin' here
in the parking lot
hopin' nobody blow up my spot
I drank a lot of coffee
just to go
and I'm sittin here
making a show of it
just chillin'
don't know what I'm gonna do
even though I have to poo
I can't pee, oh mercy me
all my life I just wish I could see
why
I have to go through all this mess
I'm so in distress
just chillin'
in the shade
thinkin' how I'm gonna make the grade
I gotta do all the stuff I gotta do
to make the big bucks and say
'Yo I'm through with
living in my house yo
It's been cool
but
I gotta go now
'cuz I'm done with school'
so I'm
sittin here
just kickin' freestyle
knowin' how I'm gonna take it
that extra mile
just flow
do the show, ya know
just flowin'
doin' the show, ya know"


And then the recording stopped because I used all the space. But I was done with the rap too.

The lyrical stylings of Amber, ladies and gentlemen.

Move over Lil' Kim. I'm gonna be the next to rip the mic. Except I'm gonna represent for all the Oreos out there. Suburban princesses of the world, unite! The revolution will not be televised!


Once again, you are all convinced that I am, indeed, insane.

But at least I'm a crazy person with a job!

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